• I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    3 months ago

    > be me
    > have money
    > like “i can get away with pedophilia” money
    > can get any woman i want
    > lil’ me won’t get hard
    > gold digger says it’s ok, i can hear her laugh
    > everyone giggles when i’m around
    > hear rumors of how i was cheated by every gf and wife
    > time to fix this shit
    > coke’n cialis combo
    > get dick surgery
    > get ready for the pornstar dick, bitches!
    > unlicensed medics
    > forgot to tell them i was high af
    > die in surgery\

  • MadBits@europe.pub
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    4 months ago

    “Belgian-Israeli businessman Ehud Arye Laniado, founder of Omega Diamonds, suffered a fatal heart attack while undergoing injections intended to enlarge his penis.”

    At least we get some good news this year.

    • johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4 months ago

      I was thinking the same thing but further down in the article it says the surgery happened in 2019. This article is basically about the surgeons being punished.

  • cley_faye@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    I applaud billionaire willing to die to show us what’s right and wrong. Submarine excursions when you have no clue what you’re doing, ruining the lives of millions with price hikes, penis enlargement surgery with unlicensed surgeons… keep at it billionaires. Let’s step: going to Mars without a backup plan, because thinking things ahead is for pussy. You can do it!

  • Let's Go 2 the Mall! ❌👑@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I don’t get it. If you are a billionaire, you’d have women (or men, whatever you like) throwing themselves at your junk. Why take the risk? You won at life, just enjoy banging everything that moves my dude. You could have a micro penis and still have people begging to do ungodly perverted things to it if you have that kind of money. Never satisfied I guess.

    • Red_October@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Because when you have so much, any and every hit to the ego feels that much worse, and the concept that something could exist that can’t be fixed by throwing money at it seems impossible.

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Billionaires are as insecure and self centered as anyone. Part of the problem really and why rich people should be paying more taxes.

    • reksas@sopuli.xyz
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      3 months ago

      billionaires are not like us, just like psychopaths are not like us. I wonder if they even have souls if souls exist… probably exchanged it for money.

    • dancroissant@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      It’s because a normal person would hit a few tens of millions and call it a day, retire, spend time with their family. The internal drive that creates a billionaire also prevents them from ever being happy or satisfied in any meaningful way. I think it’s similar to how a psychopath is incapable of empathy, it’s pathological.

      • KneeTitts@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        I have a theory that very few, if any, of these people are happy

        Its easier to accept our crappy hamster bodies when we dont have enough money to think we can change that reality