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cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/43715499
A 24-year-old Frenchman shows up at hospital with a World War I shell lodged in his rectum
Medical staff had to halt the procedure, fearing a possible explosion. The hospital, unfamiliar with such protocols, immediately alerted the authorities, and around 1:40 a.m., police arrived and activated the bomb squad. The team established a security perimeter to neutralize the device so surgery could continue, though no one knew at that stage if the entire operation could blow up at any moment.
Rectum? Damn near killed em.
When questioned about the cause of his discomfort, he admitted to inserting an object, without specifying what it was.
I’ll give the guy kudos for not lying about putting it up there himself, I guess?
Flared base, people.
Artillery shells get less stable with time. Don’t fuck with them. Jesus.
Isn’t this old news? Did someone else do this?
Why are French people shoving so much garbage up their asses?
looking at the x-ray - Either this guy’s got shell up his ass or his colon is still fighting World War I.




