dantheclamman@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuelwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square72linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-link‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuelwww.theguardian.comdantheclamman@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square72linkfedilink
minus-squareSteamymoomilk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoSouth park needs to make a episode about this PLEASE
minus-squareLedgeDrop@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoI can see it now, Coalie enters the scene: “Howdy-coughcoughcough - oh! My back, Kyle”
minus-squareSteamymoomilk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoThey need to make coaly voiced by a person who has smoked thousands of cigarettes. “Yeah coals real safe and healty for us all cough cough cough cough”
minus-squaremika_mika@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoThousands of cigarettes doesn’t seem that many. I’ve been a smoker for 10 years and I easily smoked thousands. They need a pack a day smoker for like 25 years plus.
minus-squarecarpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoJohn Oliver will probably abuse it in some way. Sadly he doesn’t start until the 15th and something new and horrible will have replaced this.
South park needs to make a episode about this
PLEASE
I can see it now, Coalie enters the scene:
“Howdy-coughcoughcough - oh! My back, Kyle”
They need to make coaly voiced by a person who has smoked thousands of cigarettes.
“Yeah coals real safe and healty for us all cough cough cough cough”
Thousands of cigarettes doesn’t seem that many. I’ve been a smoker for 10 years and I easily smoked thousands. They need a pack a day smoker for like 25 years plus.
John Oliver will probably abuse it in some way. Sadly he doesn’t start until the 15th and something new and horrible will have replaced this.