Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-23 months agoWomen's razor ads use bare legs but cleaning products ads don't use clean floors.message-squaremessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWomen's razor ads use bare legs but cleaning products ads don't use clean floors.Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-23 months agomessage-square36fedilink
minus-squareGreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoI need to see a toilet paper ad that shows asses!
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoYeah I don’t care about softness and ply count. Show me wiping in-between the cheeks!
minus-squareRiskable@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoYou want political toilet paper?
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoIf they make toilet paper and bidets woke and MAGA wanna own the libs by shitting in diapers like their leaders, sure!
minus-squareTheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoDon’t they get around the obvious issues with this by using cartoon animal butts?
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoYes, and by using blue water, too. If the commercials are to be believed, we’re anthropomorphic bears that occasionally jet azure fountains from our butts.
I need to see a toilet paper ad that shows asses!
Yeah I don’t care about softness and ply count.
Show me wiping in-between the cheeks!
The ones with the bears
You want political toilet paper?
If they make toilet paper and bidets woke and MAGA wanna own the libs by shitting in diapers like their leaders, sure!
Don’t they get around the obvious issues with this by using cartoon animal butts?
Yes, and by using blue water, too. If the commercials are to be believed, we’re anthropomorphic bears that occasionally jet azure fountains from our butts.
Wait. You aren’t?!?
hairy cartoon animal butts