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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Japan’s new “Cunte” contact lenses aren’t pronounced like you’re probably thinking they are

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Japan’s new “Cunte” contact lenses aren’t pronounced like you’re probably thinking they are

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Cunte Jelly Trick and other lenses’ names might be too clever for their own good.

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Shit! I gotta cunt in my eye! Its a phaken cunt act! I need to take it off!
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  So the kiosk ads line will be ‘a set of cunt for each one’.

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