With high speed internet coming out at exactly the same time as my sex drive developed, I have probably seen more nude women than every human in my direct ancestry.
If not combined, I definitely have the high score for now.
Are we talking 400 different women or just 800 total boobs in different situations? This is an important distinction.
It’s a good time to be alive.
But did you see them IN PERSON? How good is your score now, uh?
I’m definitely tied for last place unless theres some blindness along the way…
Or some ultra-Christian middle age stuff against nudity even in the bedroom
Probably at least 2 though
Did I stutter?
Sorry about your mom
I have 2 daddies:) but nice try
I live in a naturist resort, (nudist colony) so I still win, probably.
To be fair, any currently living but older relatives will have had the ability to access high speed internet for just as long as you, but also time with older forms of media as well.
We’ve seen more naked ladies, but touched less.
I only ever touched one naked lady. That was 16 years ago. I liked it so much, I never touched another one. She seemed to liked being touched by me too and never left.
Really hoping this isn’t a joke about your mom…
Not at all, it’s a joke about your mom.
Oh sheeeeee
In fairness, your mom’s so fat it’s difficult not to touch her
Don’t kink shame!
So you two are father and son! So cute!
Especially if your grandparents were swingers.
I could have done without knowing that but there we are…
fewer
I hear an alarming large number of people can trace their ancestry back to Genghis Khan and I am not sure you have him beat. Maybe though
Oh i forgot about that guy. Its a closer match-up than i thought.
Also, mammals evolved around 300 million years ago, and being generous, clothes were first used 3 million years ago. So the number of generations of your ancestors who didn’t see tiddies everyday is a rounding error to the number who did. And they were ALL successful *vaguely waves in your direction*
But during the “walking around naked” times people tended to live in small communities, whereas we have access to thousands of naked people online everyday.
I dunno, even assuming Ghengis had sex every day and his proclivities leaned toward having multiple concubines sent to him at one time, that still doesn’t necessarily equal the number of different people someone could cycle through during a session of flogging the bishop. Someone with a high libido could easily pass Khan these days.
But he could’ve organised orgies to increase daily nudes views, optimisation
By not having kids, you could cement your place as #1 titty seer of your bloodline
Adding this to the list of benefits to being snipped.
Are you saying parents can’t have porn addictions?
The internet isn’t for porn?? Oh no
I think they just meant that having a kid opens it up so you might not stay #1.
ceenote might be saying that OP’s dad watches more porn than OP.
Genuinely couldn’t figure out what HuntressHimbo meant 😅
No I more meant that OP could keep their lead perpetually by not having kids who could top them.
Turns out that there’s a curse on humanity that if you see more than 800 boobs in your life, your chromosomes self-destruct. But we’ve never had data to figure out all out.
Poor gynecologists…
Nope, only applies to boobs. A curse wouldn’t seek to deny innocent people medical treatment.
Poor mamogram techs, though. Between the radiation and the boobiation… rip.
I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But
that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.it could be a lot worse than death by titties800 boobs, even if only counting naked and from a real person (no AI, no drawings) is a low low number, and even skipping porn most pimps will have seen that number in their lives.
I saw 800 boobs just last night. 800 is rookie numbers.
Down syndrome people would love this trick
And the chromosome challenged absolutely hate it.
I can confirm that I’ve defied the curse then! 😅
Counterpoint: We used to exist without any clothing and saw naked ladies all the time. And naked dudes. And even gasp naked children.
Yes but also probably not a ton outside relatively small tribes so might still be low numbers
And then we put kids in dresses! Even the boys! Oh! The vapours! ⋆faints dramatically⋆
It’s about quality, noy quantity
We’re about to have some quality quantum-titties in the future.
In the yearbook of your bloodline after the entries for greatest warrior, wisest thinker, kindest soul and many others there will be you, top gooner.
A long unbroken line that dies in a million fruitless nuts.
I hope we dont have to meet everyone in the afterlife. Imagine how disappointed they’ll be.
I unfortunately watched porn too, and I regret every second I wasted watching porn.
Supported sex trafficking without even knowing, and ruined my life with it.Not proud of what I did, I am disgusted.
That’s why I only jerk off to hentai tentacles porn. My conscience is immaculate, god itself will welcome me into heaven. I am ready.
People don’t like to look at this dimension. They just like to talk about how seeking out porn is natural and normal for teens. I’ve seen a few people around Lemmy make this claim as an argument against doing anything about how we handle pornography in the modern world.
They don’t want to consider the fact that unfettered access to porn from puberty impacts how a whole class of people engage with the world, and with others. Impacts how they socialize, how hard they try in seeking out partners. Etc. It’s a deep subject that just gets dismissed for a variety of shallow reasons.
Yes but consider the children
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With high speed internet coming out at exactly the same time as my sex drive developed
What percentage of all the naked ladies publically posted on the internet do you think you’ve seen?
Probably close to 0%. Theres a fuckton
Magritte would like a word
