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Et Al@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Kristi Noem Says Cannibal Ate Himself on ICE Deportation Flight

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Kristi Noem Says Cannibal Ate Himself on ICE Deportation Flight

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Et Al@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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The wild story was told during a tour of the “Alligator Alcatraz” migrant detention centre.
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    Remember when you needed proof to say stuff and have people believe you? Nowadays you can say whatever the fuck you want with fake numbers and straight up lies and people will believe you if you have any kind of charisma or authority.

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      Nowadays? Isn’t this exactly what Hitler did?

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      Well they don’t have any charisma but perception differs, Right?

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    Kristy needs to tell me who her drug dealer is, he has some good weird shit, apparently

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      Honestly?

      She’s the trolls queen, she’s just can’t be true.

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      Hello boys.

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      Dom DeLuise with extra pepperoni

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    Ah, looks like the old “eat yourself entirely, so you are invisible, then when the plane is on the return flight, you poo yourself back out again” trick.

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      Why are they eating the skinny guy? The big guy is far more nutritionally dense.

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    Pizza the Hut?

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    Kristi, RFK Jr called. He wants his brain worm back.

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    “They’re eating the cats, they’re eating themselves!”

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    Have you seen a man eating his own head?

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      Then you haven’t seen everything. And neither have we.

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