Someone hook this guy up with Er Nasir.
Came looking for copper. Found contempt.
This headline is funny and I’d like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere
This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they’re just quoting the other article.
https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/
Works for me. The sun can get fucked
Yes, in Canada
Yes, in Canada
This is the most nonpareil reply for which one could hope to the question, “does it exist elsewhere?”
Perfect subversion of expectation. Comedic precision.
Got an address? And maybe the number of the reservation desk?
The address is the border. No, not the one with the wall. The other one.
Although, they really SHOULD build a wall, to keep all the racist americans out. Make trump pay for it all.
It’s unlikely to be up to anywhere else’s standards. I can’t imagine the Grauniad publishing it. And while the FT’s crossword is famous for being pink and hard in the morning, I doubt they’d find space for it either.
I just checked these on the map. If it’s the same one in the article they are the same building complex. It would be super easy to book the wrong one, it’s not like they’re across town from each other. They’re part of the same “storefront”.
I found the Motel mo. om web site. It seems to belong to Mo. om hotels…
The article stinks like a publicity stunt. And while the Motel is sex themed and has hourly rates, it looks nice.
Go to https://www.motelmoom.com/
Click on contatti
Oooh, info@moomhotel.com
It’s just a sex themed part of the hotel in less prude Italy.
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn…
Honey it was awful. I’m so exhausted, I couldn’t sleep a wink in that horrible place. I went to use the bathroom and like 12 different people tried to felate me. Terrible, just terrible.
And they’re complaining?!
They’re British.
The snaggle-toothed, inbred, crumpet-eaters complain that there are too many Spaniards in Spain when they’re on holiday. They would complain about people complaining about how much they complain, if they could.
If I was responsible for the safety and wellbeing of a flying tube with 200 people in it, I would absolutely be pissed about not being able to get a proper rest.
Why does this never happen to me?
"Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.
Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can’t last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall…"
The likely reality is these aren’t attractive people you want to have sex with.
I mean, who hasn’t accidentally been booked into a sex dungeon and kept awake by a 24-hour orgy?
There’s nothing worse than a Tuesday.
At least 12 staff were made to stay in the seedy hub, which boasts a vagina-shaped spa bath.
What fragrances were available?
Gwenith Paltrow enters the chat.
…oh no.
Get yersen a whiff o’ mah chuffty!
“Hey Girl. Do you know why we call it the ‘cockpit’?”
That is quite wild.
“I can’t fly the plane today, someone was doing some flogging and puppy play in the next room all night long, and the barking and screaming kept me up”.
“So since I’m already here, I might as well at this hotel”
I mean… If they could sleep through that… 🫡
There’s so many jokes here… where to start…
Tie them down first. That way you can get paid for the full session.
Show of hands.
Who here thinks this was actually an accident?
That article is everything what I expect from the sun…
Fuckin’ hot, right?
“accidentally”
