

He’s such an asshole.


He’s such an asshole.


Hold up a sec…


How do they know if a customer has never been on the freeway before?


lol I louvre it!


Someone needs to put him in an old folks home.


Crotch beards


Yeah, and according to those mean kids on Xbox Live, it’s me.


I was going to say nitrogen but didn’t want to come off as too pedantic.


The cans are sold by weight of the content, not size of the can.
Other reasons they may be putting the small amount in a larger can (since padding isn’t an issue):


I hate having to repeat this over & over, but chip bags are NOT 50% wasted space. They’re 50% larger than their contents, and then filled with 50% air for extra padding, so you don’t get a bag of crumbs.
You pay for the weight of the chips in the bag, not the amount of fullness.


Not-so-Fun fact: our leader has both committed treason and rape!


I dunno. Maybe it’s not called shit when it’s still inside you? Like a magma/lava situation?


trump is essentially Temu Putin


Yes. Damn autocorrect. Fixed now. Thx.


Well then fuck delta.


Musk is a piece of shit.


I mean, who hasn’t accidentally been booked into a sex dungeon and kept awake by a 24-hour orgy?


This will just give trump more leverage to drill on protected lands and build pipelines through communities, and seize private property in the US, to satisfy his American oil baron owners.
“Pussy throat” is too wordy. I suggest we call it his “thrunt.”