Yes, me
Bullshit, it’s me.
Only one way to settle this: A GAY-OFF!
OK, go whats your favorite off broadway musical?
I’m not gay, let alone gay enough to know which musicals are and aren’t Broadway. I’ve seen quite a few musicals elsewhere, though, so I can be on the panel.
Well damn, I was hoping to get some fun new suggestions. Anyway my favorite is Hedwig and the angry inch
It’s just one song, but in Only Murders in the Building, Steve Martin sings Which of the Pickwick Triplets Did It?
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them…maybe you can hire The Gay-Team.
Does the big burly black man still need to be drugged to fly?
No need. The Gay-Team takes the train. Choo chooooo!
I’m sure they take trains, but how do they get to places?
They just don’t call it ‘Taking the Train’, they call it ‘Getting Railed’.
So entire human sexuality can be described as being between two people at each ends.
Not necessarily, there could just be a hard limit that multiple people hit. They’re gayness is pegged, if you will. 😏
It’s more that each person will have a moment in their life when they are at their gayest
But that doesn’t change the fact that every moment there’ll exist someone who is the gayest, it’s just the same person may not hold that status for a very long time.
Oh dang, so you’re saying I was the gayest person on earth once, but because it happened in my sleep, I never noticed? That explains those dreams.
Not necessarily. You might never be the gayest person on Earth (at one given moment), but there was (or will be) the gayest moment you ever were.
My dreams, broken :sob:
I said not necessarily, not that its impossible. Strive for gayness and ye shall be the gayest, albeit for a fleeting moment.
More importantly does that mean people can be ordered by that and can we construct a binary search tree to find anyone with a specific value of gay within O(log_2(n)) time?
If and only if you can define “gay” on a one dimensional axis, otherwise it would be like plotting points on an N-dimensional graph, I’m pretty sure “gay” is a multiple dimensions thing.
So sadly we wont be getting a
tree: BinaryTree<Person> = BinaryTree::new_sorted_by(order_gayest);anytime soon 😒
Surely you’d need a non-binary tree?
Bruh i wish, 2-3 trees or anything of the sort probably won’t help us 😔
✨ The Forest of Gay ✨
Yeah, and according to those mean kids on Xbox Live, it’s me.
But aaalso somehow… your mama.
I think of it like beauty - there’s not much disagreement about whether someone is a 9, but a 10 is completely subjective. For someone to be breathtakingly stunning, there usually has to be something about them that most other people don’t see.
So…like, born with TWO penis’s, and both of them are super gay?
Most people never see your two penii, or your 37 nipples.
Most people never see your two penii, or your 37 nipples.
Not with that attitude.
That reminds me of the guy with two dicks who did an ama on Reddit many years ago. IIRC his dicks were mostly straight but could go either way.
Idk Harley owners seem to be right up there.
I was bike curious, but later decided I’d rather have a Japanese bike.
Yeah, and it’s almost certainly some Baptist prosperity gospel preacher with nineteen children.
Someone sucked the most dicks, so yeah.
But(t) am I the gayest for sucking the most cocks or because I’m the best?
Yes.
If they sucked 2 cocks a day (conservative, I know) over a gay career of fifty years, that would be 36,500 cocks. Which is a very respectable number imo. But is that gayer than a guy in a committed relationship sucking the same cock 36,500 times?
Yes it does, and Grant O’Brien is a STRONG contender for that title.
Grant is bi…
He once sucked 49 dicks in a night at a sex party.
Good for him?
I’ll take “Risky Clicks” for 800, Alex.
E: Oh, yeah, I wasn’t suggesting that it was out of character, but that the proclivity to perform oral sex was not directly relevant to the fact that Grant is Bi.
Brennan, Lily, and Tao each have a moment during that episode where they’re reading a thing and their brains turn back on in emergency mode and they realize to their astonishment what they’re reading. I usually don’t like cringe humor, but those looks are the reason I can still watch True Facts About Grant Anthony O’Brien.
It does mean that, yeah.
Whenever someone breaks a barrier as “The first gay…” remember that they’re technically “the gayest…”.
Not necessarily, there probably exists multiple orderings on gayness , the question is if you can create a total ordering and if its multiple people are maximally gay, or at least if the gayest people are equally gay.
