cross-posted from: https://metawire.eu/post/247532
US President Donald Trump on Friday announced that he had ordered two nuclear submarines to deploy near Russia, responding to what he called “foolish and inflammatory” threats from former Russian president Dmitry Medvedev.
I was walking along, minding my business, when that orange colored guuuy
flash, bam, alakazam
doomed us all to diiie
He is deploying the USS Jeffrey Epstein and the USS Distraction.
The USS SQUIRREL
I am honored to be the president of peace!
~ This fucking goon
Also, publicly announcing your nuclear sub movements is a pretty good way to get positive ID on some of the yet unidentified algae bloom wakes, so kudos, Donny. Ta!
good way to get positive ID on some of the yet unidentified algae bloom wakes,
need more context for what appears to be a pretty clever comment
Just from reading the comment I guess there have been wakes spotted in fields of algae (which can be quite extensive during a bloom) via images from space and no ship movement could be attributed to them.
Apparently in algae bloom regions ships leave wakes that “can be seen in satellite radar images as long bright strips of enhanced backscatter with characteristic length of up to several hundred kilometres lasting more than 5 hours” according to this Russian Space Research Institute article.
Fuck yeah, thanks for answering.
there it is!
Fuck yeah. Thank you for asking.
Man I wish he’d bring war to the warmongers, instead of threatening Canada and Greenland and Europe.
This feels fake, though. Theater for the anti-Russian GOP.
He is probably going to give them to Putin as a gift.
“No ties attached I swear”
Keys are in the ignition.
“He also did not elaborate on the locations, which are kept secret by the US military.” OK who in the cabinet is going to leak the location first, anyone taking bets?
Trump will while trying to brag.
“Our nuclear submarines were deployed so fast, the fastest they’ve ever been deployed. They made the trip from China to Crimea in under a week. So fast”
The wife of the drunkard who leaked belligerent assault plans on Snapchat.
The white supremacist tattooed gentleman from Fox News who got appointed by a razor thin margin where only 50 Republicans voted for him?
is anyone keeping an eye on the War Thunder forums?
You gotta get the season pass for Warthunder if you want that.
Mtg
They tend to move around though.
Lol, we’re all going to fucking die before his term is over.
JFC. The President of the United States has publicly announced where he’s moved the most powerful weapon platforms in all human history, whose whole raison d’etre is to be fucking covert, utterly hidden. Just so he could flex.
Of all the crazy shit the man has done, this one rustles my jimmies.
To be fair on that, there’s no point in a doomsday device if nobody knows you have one. Unless he gave away a specific location…
I’m sorry, but this is the one?
The man is still an idiot but saying we have 2 nearby is useless information considering how covert they are and how much space they could be in. Foreign Nuclear subs have literally crashed into each other because they are so sneaky they couldn’t hear each other until they literally hit and “nearby” can include an area that is millions of square miles.
Medvedev’s comment:
“Each new ultimatum is a threat and a step towards war. Not between Russia and Ukraine, but with his own country,” the Russian official said.
He talking about a hot war between Russia and the US or a US Civil War? Cause… He may have a point if it’s the latter.
The first one between Russia and US.
Ah, the usual bluster then.
Just for show. He’s still putin’s bitch.
Dog and pony show to look tough. We all know who he reports to.
“It is now 89 seconds to midnight”
I think it’s time to update that …
