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Children are just things you make that will eventually die, some ending up killing themselves because of you constantly telling them how much a disappointment they are, because you are also fucked up from your parent’s doing the same thing.
And then we’re extinct.
Happily ever after.
Don’t get me started on toilet paper
Technically one buys food just to eventually flush it down the toilet after briefly using it to maintain energy and mass.
Most of us throwing money in the toilet everyday
I used to justifying buying the cheapest brand possible because it’s just to wipe shit on then throw away.
my wife says I’m not wrong but…
3ply FTW.
Good Lord your ass must’ve been like a cheese grater took to it
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Not really. You buy them as a container to keep your trash. So they serve a time limited purpose like pretty much any other product.
Yeah, you buy food just to throw it away by this logic.
The spring mix I purchase and forget about in the bottom drawer, only to be found again when it’s a bag of black goo is a sacrifice to the fridge god.
As well as hide what’s inside. For privacy reasons.
We can still see the outline of your sex toys, so as long as you’re sticking to that gauge and length (impressive, though!) you might want to double or even triple bag.
Best regards,
That totally-not-a-surveilence-van across the street.
Worse, you have to throw away the container the bags come in… in the bags! :)
Wish I could upvote twice for the real shower thought
I buy food just to shit it out of my body, its the biggest scam
That’s the magic of plastic: Producing more of it is cheaper and easier than producing less.
Of course! You’ve solved it! We just need bigger bags to put the landfills in!
Then we can put those bigger bags if landfills in EVEN BIGGER landfills
Not ‘just’ throw away. They provide a very nice convenience of bundling a bunch of trash together and make it all easier to transport to the bin.
Thx for explaining what trash bags do.
That was a Johnny Carson joke, from about 55 years ago…
Someone’s never made themselves a poncho
And, you never have to clean your dish soap.
And you buy drinking water just to flush down the toilet.
Sadly there’s way more like that. Mostly plastic related.
frisbee
Food packaging also really irks me. Technically, it has a use beyond being thrown away, but there’s just so much of it. You can readily find products in the shops that should be advertised as “plastic trash” and they just stuck a bit of food inside to keep it in shape…
