• yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca
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        19 days ago

        “You see, your kids died, but at least it was only your kids, and not anyone else. They probably would have died from the shooting anyways lmao”

        • TeddE@lemmy.world
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          19 days ago

          Or when they start using the drones as truancy officers as a cost cutting measure …

          • Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works
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            18 days ago

            “Truancy is at an all time low” report various government instances. Oddly enough child sized coffins sales at an all time high, experts call it an “odd coincidence” more at 5.

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    19 days ago

    The number of guns will be increased again to handle the problems caused by the increased number of guns.

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    19 days ago

    Yeah this will go swimmingly. Especially if you’re the supplier of drones to the schools.

    These will be purchased, sit in a cabinet and never be charged or maintained. When they are “needed”, no one will know how to operate them or what they can do.

    This is a waste of money from the hit git go.

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      19 days ago

      I give it 6 months before some kid asks ChatGPT to help him hijack these drones instead of bringing a gun of his own. He’ll murder his classmates with irony.

  • BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz
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    19 days ago

    And when one of these Drones KILLS INNOCENT CHILDREN we can get Drones for our Drones to Protect our Kids from our Drones we Put in Their SCHOOLS!

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    As long as the drones are fully autonomous but still use WiFi with the factory default password, it should be OK.

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      19 days ago

      Don’t forget, that the password is written on the bottom, so its visible when they fly above you

  • cley_faye@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    The only thing to prevent school shooting seems to be more guns, AND more automated guns. Somehow.

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      19 days ago

      It’s not guns that are the problem, it’s bullets, just ban selling bullets, let everyone keep there guns, problem will sort itself in a year or 2

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        18 days ago

        You know, as someone who like the looks and the mechanical side of guns, I find that idea interesting. It would not be practical, I guess, bullets are probably easier to pass under the table than guns, but eh.

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    18 days ago

    Why address the underlying issues when we can sell weapons to all sides? The only things we make where in America are weapons and fossil fuels. There’s money to be made!