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    4 months ago

    Send more DOGE staffers into the streets alone at night with their propeller beanies and oversized lollipops.

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          IDK how much trump can really be blamed for this one - that idiot is a contender for ‘Most Punchable Face’ and in his vast wisdom decided to just go out and wave that thing around because he lives in a world where there’s no consequences for your actions.

          However, your theory is far funnier.

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      He wants ICE shot down, and they should be. But see where Big Balls taking a mere ass beating got us. Not an excuse to back down! Just sayin’.

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    I’m very critical of the orange buffoon but I have to hand it to him about his interest in crime. In fact just the other day I heard he is very interested in the crime of raping children…

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      Not just interested, historically invested. There’s a very, very good chance this man has raped kids.

      It’s all in the Epstein Files that he won’t release.

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    Investigation concludes that the streets of DC may need an influx of crack cocaine to reintroduce crime into the city

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    Good discussion of the rationalization of a fascist play. Only one criticism:

    But this investigation will become part of the pattern and practice of this administration filled with aspiring fascists.

    They’re not aspiring. They’ve sent in the military to take over a city from civilian control under a completely fabricated pretext with an underlying entirely political true purpose. That’s not aspiring fascism, that is fascism.

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    Cops will even lie about how good and bad they are, depending on who’s asking. Let’s keep this investigation going, maybe we’ll find out who was part of that big child trafficking and rape super-group Trump was always hanging around with. Because he’s a pedophile who rapes adults and children.

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    Interesting that only Democratic leaders are capable of fudging their crime statistics. If we’re going to investigate DC, why not also investigate Dallas?

    I bet whatever investigation they do will come up with a lot of cops that will be fired to showing an appropriate amount of restraint.

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      Next time there’s a race crime in some backwater county, we need to send the national guard in to patrol the county in response to the high crime rate there.

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    It would help if you actually went to the areas that have high crime and not just where the cameras can see them. If this was about crime it’s not like you don’t have the data to go find it.