year of the french linux desktop
But I am le tired
Well have a nap
ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!
confused german look Hans, zey konfond is again
I said lunch, not launch.
(stolen from meme for other country, please accept)
Well have a nap
ZEN INSTALL ZE GENTOO!!
Then have a nap again while you compile GTK/qt/and whatever else
Just Sway, don’t use QT with Gentoo.
It’s fine, they’ve sorted out sleep mode on most hardware a while ago
What distro? Mageia?
NICE
So I can no longer make the joke about removing french language packs using
rm -fr /?I just tried this! OMG whadoidowhadoidowhadoido
lol
No, you can make it even harder now that they’re going linux
Combining French snobbery with Linux snobbery could set off some kind of chain reaction.
How soon until Quebec joins the Bloc de L’nux?
How soon until Quebec joins the Bloc de L’nux?
Wasn’t this foretold in Infinite Jest?
You think there might be a self-sustaining snobbery fission chain reaction?
Like Tux but with cool sunglasses and cigarettes.
Don’t forget the baret and baguette.
Between this and expedition 33, France is coming up with some Ws these days.
J’utilise le Arch de Triomphe, btw
Zomg, they will not allow you to sudo remove le French language!!!
Listen carefully, i shall say this only once!
It is I, le Tuxue, and I am here to help you install fallen penguin with the big boobies mod. (DE theme?)
Yes of course Herr Gruber 🙃
Okay… Fire ze missiles!
But I am le tired
well have a nap… AND ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES
Probably called Xunil
And the académie français is pissed about it
Low-key great distro name
Let’s hope they’ll use Gendarmerie’s almost 20 years of experience on that.
Glad I found this comment. It was my first thought when seeing the headline: haven’t they already been doing that for decades?
I like that they went with “Gendbuntu” instead of a boring official sounding acronym.
L’Nux
Le Nux
Hello, this is Le Nus Torvalds, and I pronounce Le Nux as Le Nux.
Why not Des Nux?
Wexit.
Winxit (pronounced win shit)
They won’t go back. once you start getting used to having logic that responds to your commands it really is hard to give that up to ai slop.
This is how you renegotiate with MS.
Hopefully the time for negotiations is past
Yeah, I think/hope this is their “Find Out” era.
Someone way better at editing gifs than me should edit the 5th element “We’re sending somebody in to negotiate!” Scene to have tux superimposed over Bruce Willis
just ask grok, duh
but it is vador taking the shot and saying i am altering the deal pray i dont alter it further, then neo coming up with the mini gun hellicopter out side the window, fuck yeah!
Meanwhile in the UK our government is strengthening ties to palintir. We always have to be the losers of Europe
Hey at least you aren’t getting natural gas from those guys. You know those extra super duper bad guys.
UK is US-lite.
Nah. That’s Canada. They even have their own MAGAts/deep south in Alberta.
Feck, wish I could argue with you!
maple maga
Which is at least good on pancakes.
I mean, technically y’all aren’t part of Europe anymore…
Yeah they are? Just not the eu
Nah, dude, the island floated too far away, now they’re a continent
Hey. Thats not true. Youre just outside europe.
The UK is obviously in Europe… They just pushed us out into the sea one night cos we’re embarrassing.
Eh, Germany is currently doing the same, so we’re both losing
Afaik France still has contracts with Palantir
No doubt, but this is a step in the right direction. If it works it proves the value of further breaking away from the US. While we still buy whatever they’re selling, and provide support loading their bombs for their wars.
You guys literally wrote the book on Orwellian governments.
