

It’s the wrong frequency to cook anything.
The idea that microwave ovens use some specific frequency that’s good for cooking is a myth.
Dielectric heating occurs over a very broad range of frequencies. What actually matters is the energy density of the EM field. A microwave oven cooks food because its putting more than 1000 watts into a small confined space, your cellphone doesn’t because its transmitter is shooting less than 1 watt into the open air (where the energy density quickly diminishes by the square cube law).

That guy in the comic saying “roofs are impossible” is every American about every single topic.