Looks like Tuco finally met his match!
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Have you also considered that Cruz is brown?
He’s rich and famous though
Bother a white girl? Straight to jail
Maybe he’ll get out with just a fine and a probation for a year from washing his car, or handling a hose in general.
Also who gives a shit. Its water from a hose, such entitlement boo hoo
i didn’t know you could get arrested for that, it sounds ridiculous
A lot of states have very strict assault laws. For instance, in MA, Assault with a Dangerous Weapon can be brought against a person if they hit, throw, or spray pretty much any object or substance, including self-defense things like pepper spray.
Im assuming he sprayed an HOA Karen who didn’t like him washing his car on the driveway. This guy is arrested for spraying water and Raja Jackson almost murders a guy and is still on the loose
Wow kinda famous people have asshole neighbors too
With minor infractions, the City Attorney often defers prosecution and holds an office hearing, where the alleged offender is warned and sometimes agrees to anger management courses in exchange for dropping the charges.
Tuco taking an anger management course wasn’t on my 2025 bingo
Goddamn the quickie mart made apu bank
That was part of the premise of the episode about his bachelor eligibility and subsequent arranged marriage. It was also much more subtly visited upon in the octuplets episode.
Uh, spoiler warning for 28 year old and 26 year old Simpsons episodes, respectively.
It was all the corned eel and wadded beef he bought when the market was low.
Awesome. I guess she never got his poo pushed in. (Training day)
Edit: he seems like a nice guy. I wonder what actually happened. Arrest seems extreme.
The real crime is the dumbass tmz comments.
Tuco! Neighbor was lucky he didn’t get a beat down
No way Ho-se
I don’t want to go back to Reddit so I’m just going to assume r/okbuddychicanery is going to have a field day.
I’d say that neighbor got off lucky.
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