FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month agoIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWFinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square48fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarelistless@lemmy.cringecollective.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI just leave the bowl empty of water, then flush with a separate bucket I fill from the bathtub tap. Sure, the bowl is covered in shit stains, but at least I don’t have to experience Poseidon’s Kiss.
minus-squarehydrashok@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoModern problems require modern solutions.
I just leave the bowl empty of water, then flush with a separate bucket I fill from the bathtub tap.
Sure, the bowl is covered in shit stains, but at least I don’t have to experience Poseidon’s Kiss.
Modern problems require modern solutions.