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cross-posted from: https://feddit.org/post/28480950
In 2015, Cookie Monster filmed a viral video titled “Simply Delicious Shower Thoughts with Cookie Monster” for the Mashable YouTube channel. In the video, he explores various New York City museums, including the Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Guggenheim, while pondering deep “shower thoughts” about food.
With how much sugar is in that shit it is jam
Replace cookie monster with Philomena cunk and the picture stays the same
Does anyone else now kind of want to see them do a video together? And, no, im not talking a porn video, although…hmmmm…
Donuts are already vegetable donuts. It’s cereal. Mostly wheat. And rapeseed or whatever you call it, uh canada oil with low acid.
Donuts are mostly vegan. Should be at least.
Although this makes me think of what donuts would taste like fried in beef tallow? Hmm…
Grains have never been vegetables.
Vegetables are edible parts of plants that are consumed by humans or other animals as food. This original meaning is still commonly used, and is applied to plants collectively to refer to all edible plant matter, including flowers, fruits, stems, leaves, roots, and seeds.
Seems to me that grains are plants and edible.
Grains are meat!
If grains are meat, and meat is murder, and a murder is a flock of crows, then then 4 and 20 blackbirds baked in a pie is just a recipe and NOT a nursery rhyme.
Checkmate Mother Goose.
how many blackbirds???
If, to scorpions, lobsters are mermaids, what are mantis shrimp?
https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/mantis-shrimps.html

Mike Tyson in his prime.
How is cookie dough the sushi of deserts? Does the meme author mean sashimi?
Maybe because you eat both raw? Maybe
Sushi doesn’t have to be raw. Sashimi is raw by definition. But yes, that’s what they were aiming for.
I was fine 10 seconds ago… now I’m questioning everything 😭
Unlike mermaids, lobsters have legs.
Only scorpions have legs. Clearly lobsters have arms instead.

You must be a lot of fun at parties
I’m glad you’re having fun! 🥳
You’re travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land where Jack Handey voices Cookie Monster. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!
Cookie Monster is very wise
Only while being fisted
What in the fuck? Is fisting Cookie Monster your fantasy?
Well someone has to do it. How else do you expect him to look lively?
Cereal is runny oatmeal, which is thick soup, which is heavily dressed salad; thus, cereal is salad.
Time to break out this bad boy again
It’s a compote
Cookie Monster: not just vocals.
Pretty sure my stomach does not think.
The stomach and heart both have neurons in them.
Your stomach hires your brain to think for it.
Not just your stomach, but your entire digestive system actually. It’s called the enteric nervous system, and it’s absolutely fascinating (the disfunction of which has recently been linked to a lot of different diseases and disorders). From Wikipedia:
The enteric nervous system (ENS) is one of the three divisions of the autonomic nervous system (ANS), the others being the sympathetic nervous system (SNS) and parasympathetic nervous system (PSNS). The ENS is formed from the myenteric plexus, and the submucosal plexus, and consists of a mesh-like system of neurons that governs the functions of the gastrointestinal tract, including motility and secretion, and is known as the “second brain”.
The enteric nervous system is capable of operating independently of the brain and spinal cord
The enteric nervous system in humans consists of some 500 million neurons, 0.5% of the number of neurons in the brain, five times as many as the one hundred million neurons in the human spinal cord, and about ⅔ as many as in the whole nervous system of a cat. The enteric nervous system is embedded in the lining of the gastrointestinal system, beginning in the esophagus and extending down to the anus.
extending down to the anus
Brings a whole new dimension to the phrase “shit for brains”.
But on a somewhat more serious thought, could we possibly see evolutionary pressures for adding extra gyri folds in the digestive tract to beef up ENS neuron numbers and density? I wonder if anyone has looked into it from an evolutionary biology perspective yet.
In the future, could we all have a secondary hind brain like they used to theorize sauropods had, or possibly turn into Krang with his android body if Gordon Ramsey is the next step of human evolution?
Only in the sense that the gut is deeply tied to your emotional state. Example: “that sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach”
You have a separate nervous system in your gut that operates it. Also does that thinking for that gut feeling.
let him cook, eh










