Federal police are still investigating whether the aircraft was involved in drug trafficking
Um…
It was headed to a Coca-Cola factory. They are adding it back along with real cane sugar.
It was medicinal cocaine!
i mean, the dental industry goes through it pretty fast. or was that the opthamologists
I’ll have to ask my eye doctor about cocaine eye drops
iirc it’s to immediately staunch bleeding during eye surgery. or oral surgery. maybe both! as you can see all i remember is that cocaine drops exist as legit medicine
Oh. I thought this was a big joke. TIL.
Just Teddy still funding those wars in South America.
Phew, at least the SpaceX branded ketamine got through.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guess Elon’s weekly shipment will be late. Probably scrambling to replace it off the streets like some kind of nose-mounted vacuum cleaner.
oh no, Elon’s weekly supply!!
Wow! I wonder what will happen to those 178kgs of cocaine they found!
It wouldn’t even surprise me if some of the 150kg of cocaine went missing.
Someone really ought to take care of the 120 kg of cocaine.
80 kilos of cocaine is quite a lot, it really should be disposed of safely.
good thing 40 kilos is exactly what fits in the evidence room
Now, to find out who was going to receive those 20kg of cocaine
How do they know it’s a fake spaceX packaging? Seems legit to me.
I’m sorry?
I wonder if it’s a joke label or not
Some drug traffickers use existing brands to “market” themselves.
Here’s some Afghan heroin seized and destroyed by the international coalition on the Arabian Sea in 2021:
Id ride in a bently, I wouldnt ride in a spacex or tesler
it’s okay to use a hard A with teslers it’s one of those slurs that never goes out of style
Eh?
i’m comparing the T word to the N word. i never said i was clever
This one went over yer head hahaha
My elbows are up
Eh is prounced as “A”
I NEVER SAID I WAS CLEVER wooosh
I only get that Johnny Chimpo branded stuff. It’s Afghanistanimation!
I was about to say, who would ever brand their cocaine, whether it was actually SpaceX or some random cartel? I would get the “brand identification” argument at the end user stage, but marking your bulk shipment of drugs just seems dumb.
i need to clean my glasses i thought i finally found the secret ingredient in my beaver brand mustard
It’s real. I used to buy Nike brand ecstasy all the time.
If you have a Nike store in your town, I recommend you go in and ask for the triple stacks.
in other news: are mitsubishi and tesla involved in global ecstasy sales?
Musk ain’t getting shit done anytime soon
He will be even worse when he is coming down!
Plane full of drugs crashes. Police are still investigating if it was involved in drug trafficking… what?
I thought I was clicking through to a satire site. Da fuq is this.
SpaceX W H A T
MDMA pills are often branded with various logos from all sorts of companies and IPs (without permission, of course), so I imagine it was something similar to that.
Oh phew
Orange teslas were great. Not seen them in about 6 six years though.
The plane was registered to Zambia
checks out. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Africa–Zambia_relations
Musk switching away from Ketamine?
The cocaine is going to straighten him out and making him more normal.
How much of the product was in the pilot’s system?
