More repulsive white men on currency. Yay!
Nazi’s do not belong on currency. Also he was a nobody podcaster. He will be forgotten about and he is just another right wing murder statistic.
Fuck, if we are putting streamers on currency I vote for Pokimane.
I vote (illegally) for MetalJesusRocks.
I’m down for SimpleFlips. Pass a dude a dollar? Shout out to SimpleFlips.
Melon head Fantano. He’ll complain it doesn’t sound like Death Grips.
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I hate the idiots in charge of this country.
Does anyone living in a sane country wanna do a greencard marriage thing? I’m a good cook, enjoy keeping my space clean, and am a fairly experienced flatterer, if that sweetens the pot any.
…pretty please? :(
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So we made it to the “Russian bride” level already. American Spouses
Let’s all start some kind of legal harem. Or a really big “family”.
Say less, cousin Skuzz. I’m in.
Aye, cousin kelpie_is_trying, how’s the family anyway? Been a while.
I will suck literally anything.
Will probably be a MAGA coin that isn’t even legal tender so Trump can fleece his followers even more.
It’ll cost as much as a gold coin but will be made out of zink.
It will be gold plated to be sold as “gold coin”
Fast forward to 2030…
" That will be 13 Kirks"
" Here’s a Rogan and a Shapiro, keep the change"
Misleading title, they’d be coins:
The bill calls on the U.S. Treasury to print 400,000 silver dollar coins with Kirk’s face on them, Republican Representatives August Pfluger of Texas and Abraham Hamadeh of Arizona told Fox News. In addition to Kirk’s image, the coins would include the message, “Well done, good and faithful servant.” They would be minted with the year 2026 and his full name on them, according to Fox News Digital.
Also “Well done, good and faithful servant.” is absolutely nauseating.
I assume it’s just a Charlie Kirk commemorative coin?
Pfluger said that “this commemorative coin will make Charlie the youngest American ever immortalized on legal U.S. currency, a fitting honor that cements his extraordinary legacy alongside presidents and founding fathers who shaped our republic.”
It would seem so.
Ah lads… You’ve gone too far now. C’mon. How in the name of sweet baby Jesus, Mary, Joseph and all his carpenter friends is this not an onion? C’mon now. Seriously.
The timeline jumped the shark. Reality is too absurd for The Onion to parody.
I read this in Scotch/Irish
Then you read correctly!
I assume Charlie-Kirk-Lied is going to be the party anthem too?
Making the currency even more worthless…
ANYTHING BUT TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES. FUCKING ANYTHING.
Well, with the coming hyperinflation they’re going to need to print a lot of new notes, wouldn’t be surprised to see his face on the trillion dollar note, usually used as toilet paper due to being much cheaper and more abundant…
TP USA.
It would be fun to draw little X’s over his eyes on every bill.
They are coins, so drill holes in the neck
