Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoTrump and other top Republicans will read passages in a marathon Bible eventapnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square83linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkTrump and other top Republicans will read passages in a marathon Bible eventapnews.comBluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square83linkfedilinkfile-text
Halftime Donald Jesus Trump, nailed to the cross. Let’s make this happen! Or we can just read the Epstein files instead.
minus-squareBluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.deOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoTo lazy to do it alive. https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/nation-world/president-trump-america-reads-the-bible-prerecorded-message/507-a2797b94-c8bb-4a65-bcb9-4e7c8f8550b7 The federal is about to pump millions into buying this shit. https://godblesstheusa.com/
minus-squareHubertManne@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoto lazy. you know how many takes its gonna be for him to manage to read one correctly.
minus-squareGreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoHe’s not gonna be reading a single line, the whole thing will be AI generated using his voice.
minus-squareZirconium@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoHe might just die reading a Bible quote out loud. Don’t think he’s ever done it ever
To lazy to do it alive.
https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/nation-world/president-trump-america-reads-the-bible-prerecorded-message/507-a2797b94-c8bb-4a65-bcb9-4e7c8f8550b7
The federal is about to pump millions into buying this shit.
https://godblesstheusa.com/
to lazy. you know how many takes its gonna be for him to manage to read one correctly.
He’s not gonna be reading a single line, the whole thing will be AI generated using his voice.
He might just die reading a Bible quote out loud. Don’t think he’s ever done it ever