Unless they’re black, asian, hispanic, disabled and/or female.
Aww, he shouldn’t be that hard on himself.
I’d love a reality show where fascists like Ted would sit on a spike and slowly slide down it for cash prizes.
You’re right. Following up on proper Draculean tradition, we need to bring back the Forest of the Impaled.
I would need no prizes.
him sliding down screaming is prizey enough for me.
once you’re on, you’re on though :)
EU should be putting sanctions on Ted Cruz for statements like this. Somebody needs to put their foot down, fast, or else the EU is about to get rolled. Greenland is just the beginning.
Fat fuck trying really hard to sound like a tough mafioso gangster
Remember when during the 2021 winter storm, he worked his ass off to make sure his constituents didn’t freeze to death?
If you do, you should schedule an appointment with your doctor because bitch boy here flew to Cancun to not deal with the outfall of what he was responsible for (among others). A real American hero.
If there’s anything American I’d aspire nowadays, Ted Cruz is the antithesis to that. He is an opportunistic, lying fat piece of shit.
Go fuck yourself.
For me, it’s that Indian dude sitting next to him laughing in agreement instead of calling him out that I find the most shocking.
Fuck off to Cancun, Rafael.
And Ted’s greatest gift he could give anyone on planet earth would be… you can guess. Involves the 2nd amendment or something.
This the bitch ass Ted Cruz that voted to hide the Epstein Files. This the bitch ass Ted Cruz who praised Trump right after Trump called his wife ugly.
Dude looks like his hobby in middle school was running head first into a wall.
Yeah. He grew up to keep doing that. Just running away from his responsibilities to his constituents.
If it gets a little snowy in Texas, he’ll just run to Cancun.
He looks like when you view a 3d model skin in MS paint and it looks way too wide because it’s flattened out and also it has a wolf’s ass for a beard.
Ted Cruz who praised Trump right after Trump called his wife ugly.
LMAO!
The greatest gift:
The gift is German.
Translated it means poison.
Texas has a wired language…
Same in danish
Also, same word used for “married”
Same in Swedish on both counts
I felt this in my decrepit bones
Texas German exists, so, you’re not far off…
Then give citizenship to all the immigrants on the country first.
He wants this “gift” to only go to white people
Not that many white people around in Greenland.
And, more topically IMO, all Puerto Ricans.
When did Puerto Ricans become not citizens?
They are technically US citizens by birth, but they have no representation in Congress, can’t vote in the US presidential election and generally have fewer rights than people born in the continental US. You could call it “taxation without representation”. Second-class citizens.
But you’re right, demanding to “give citizenship to Puerto Ricans” doesn’t quite describe what the actual issue is.
That would be un-American.
Don’t join any club you can’t leave, just sayin’
