I take solace in the fact that there must be minute traces of my own piss in there as well.

Boooo fuck you!

Interesting train of thought. When you considered this, what were you doing in the sh… umm… You know what? Nvm. Just wash your hands when you’re done.

And when you swim, you’re swimming in Elton John’s jizz.

Don’t whant to judge but: What a strange thought mate, are you OK?

Reminds me of a thought experiment, which, with some assumptions, calculated that the final solution while preparing a homeopathic “medicine” contains more Hitler’s piss than whatever the active ingredient was originally. Y’know, in case the fact that, in quite a few of those, a molecule of said active ingredient corresponds to more molecules that are estimated to exist within the observable universe isn’t enough

Also Marilyn Manson’s. And not just piss.

I am reminded of those water bottles that have encouragements to drink water printed on them. This could be a powerful source of motivation for since

OMG yum!

My friends and I say lakes are Napoleon’s Urine.

This is clearly nonsense, some people don’t shower every day.

Which proves homeopathy. I bet you haven’t been plagued with Marilyn Monroe recently.

It’s likely that there’s some water molecules that were part of her piss, but it’s definitely not piss anymore

Assuming 1.5 L/day for 36 year and Earth’s freshwater volume of 3.5 × 10¹⁹ L, that would be a concentration of ~0.00000000056 ppm, if perfectly mixed.

A 50 L shower has ~1.7×10²⁷ water molecules… assuming perfect mixing of her water in Earth’s freshwater… roughly 1 trillion Monroe-source water molecules per shower.

And now I am regretting my life decisions.

We’re also inhaling her recycled farts…