- cross-posted to:
- technology@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- technology@lemmy.world
cross-posted from: https://lemmings.world/post/35783562
- I’ll take “things that shouldn’t need an internet connection to function properly” for 800, Alex - I think it was a lot more than $800. 
- Alexa* 
 
- Eight Sleep’s products rely on cloud connectivity to control temperature and track biometric data. When AWS went down, users lost access to the app that manages its water-cooled coils, leaving them stuck with whatever setting was last active. - Insane oversight to design the bed (or any product like this, really) such that it can’t be adjusted without the internet. - But then they wouldn’t be able to force customers to send them analytics to over-pattern-recognize other companies into buying from them! - Think of all the startups that need this crucial sleep data! Why, how else would they get a more complete picture of how the launch of their product is impacting the other influential members of the tech circles‽ - Nice interrobang you got there. 
 
- My DIY floor thermostat has a 20 cent watchdog chip that requires a ping from the main MCU every 10 seconds or it will cut power to the heater. 
- It’s not an oversight, they charge another $500 for the version with control buttons on it. 
- Right. Safe fail much? 
 
- So, when is this going to happen in people with neuralink implants? 
- CEO Matteo Franceschetti said, “We will work the whole night+24/7 to build an outage mode so the problem will be fixed extremely quickly.” - I’d rather they take their time and do it right instead of vibe coding a solution lol - But what do I know, I don’t have an Internet of Things Bed. - I mean, they might as well work around the clock since they don’t have beds to sleep in. 
- Can’t trust anybody who doesn’t build an offline only mode into their always online crap. I see a resurgence of the Luddites incoming. Get your old dot matrix printers going. 
 
- That’s some bougie shit. Zero sympathy from me - As someone who remembers what mattresses used to cost before you could buy memory foam mattresses that shipped in a small box from China, $2000 doesn’t seem that bad. My wife paid $1500 for some POS Serta mattress and box spring fron some perpetually “going out of business” mattress store when we first got together in the mid 2000s. Without checking an inflation calculator, I imagine that was the equivalent to $4k today for a lumpy mattress with springs that poked your back. - At least it didn’t overheat and get stuck at a bad angle. You knew what you were getting into back then! 
- Lmao man those stores. My partner and I bought one like over a decade ago from a “going out of business” place and it’s still there when we happen to be back in that area now. 
 
 
- I came across this article and went to see if anybody posted it to Lemmy. While searching, I found this post about the same fucking company’s beds. - Oh holy shit that isn’t satire 
- Clown dystopia, that story. 
- LOL, and no sense to…I don’t know, unplug it and use body heat like we have for centuries? 
 
- But was anybody who deserves a good night’s sleep affected by this? 
- Can’t sleep, the bed’s out. - What a time to be alive lol 
 
- 😬 
- Nobody ever noticed before that this happens when the Internet goes out? 
- couldn’t you just … pull the plug? - Not unless you pay your subscription. 
- Didn’t you see the other post on lemmy? We all getting the dumb now. It’s so hot right now. 
 







