

Funfact: sperm contains protamin, the antidote for heparin which is used for anti coagulatory properties in medicine. During cardio vascular surgery you get a shit ton of heparin so they can perform the open heart surgery (so the heart lung machine doesn’t get clogged). After the surgery you get protamin so you do not bleed to death. This protamin is often sourced from salmon sperm. If you have strong fish allergies you could theoretically react on it but it’s not very likely.


The site can not request the information by itself, so you would have to actively do this procedure by yourself. And why would you try to send a certificate if you are under 18. And this trick only works once in a lifetime only on website that track you in a way (the certificate is not able to be used to track you, afaik not even across individual usages, so if you use a porn website every day and have to send a new certificate every day it’s not able to track you).