Have you tried putting your shoe laces in your pocket? That’ll keep em tied

Push up bras never cost me a job cause some snotty business owner who don’t know color theory wanted to save a buck

Not their fault. Alzhemirs, dementia, and other such memory ailments are really hard to solve

hOw aM i aNtIseMaTiC iF iM jEwiSh?

bold of you to assume that that many democrats would agree to all that. many are too worried about their potential moderate republican voters

No one knows other video sharing sites exist

They’re still faking it because there’s always another “it” to make

I thought leaves were brown and the sky was gray

Only if it happened at the Billgate hotel. Otherwise it’s a 9/11

Our death ray doesn’t seem to be working right. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.

Jamie Hyneman

but people don’t wanna build that. unless there’s been more activity on odyssee and glomble than I’ve been aware of

I mean, they could still grab you, suckerpunch you, fall on you and weigh you down, fall in front of you and trip you, knock stuff over that’ll hurt you, catch fire and spread it elsewhere, hit you with the stuff sticking out of them, in some cases carry stuff to hit you with, spread god knows what germs to other people/places…