I will never ever… hahaha okay you rascal, ya got me! Now get over here and stick that junk in my head-meat haha

Jokes on them I’ve been training ai to seize the means of production

What if we kissed under the hydrocarbon Russia cloud

Fuck those were my two favorite cargo ships

Their security is holey

Bible marathon sounds mondo boring. If I were to design a forced punishment for these choads it would be to have a Bible marathon where they read out loud

Is this the pets dot-com of the slop era?

Be careful or it’s ring-a-ding for ol’ popey boy, capiche?

What an amazing entrée to untold horrors

This may be the first recorded instance of sissy hypno impacting irl politics

Trunp is his wimpy simpy

It’s perfectly fine to advocate for a silent but violent overthrow. They can have my beans when they pull my cold, dead finger

Viber attack, surely

It can tell you lies to questions they ain’t even invented yet

It is your patriotic duty to drive past those AI surveillance cams pressing mad hams

I would gladly pluck the thorn from your noble paw, ser 👉👈

White House chief of staff: “Mr president… we’ve found your new Secretary of Education sir”

Later: “sir, is this… written on the back of a Bob Evan’s kids menu?”

If anyone from any nation, USA included, wants to kick an ICE agents ass while in Canada you officially have my imiprimatur. I can get you a permission slip or doctor note saying it’s medically necessary or w/e

Which strait? The strait of whore moos AKA strait of your mom boom roasted