Put him in a bigger peach this time so he can’t get out

Trump wants to know why he can’t do that in America

Good

I have a favourite kitchen knife, so it’s plausible

I got drunk eating rum Popsicles and joked “how can I be drunk if I didn’t drink it”

That’s what I’ve theorized for a long time. One of the reasons alcohol is more popular than other drugs is how easy it is to take, that and the fact that it is legal.

Great, a new country for Musk to rule over

Think how different your life would be without all the people who invented and improved upon computers

You doubt mistakes were made in filming Schindler’s List?

I want to know what it’s like in the timeline where Trump was successfully assassinated right before the Republican National Convention

Was Trump informed that he is a nitwit and a jackass and should be in prison?

The only way the left will get anything done is by abandoning the democratic party

What sort of world is this where the leader of a country can get up and more or less say “I’m going to ruin everything and send citizens to a foreign prison without trial” and they’re allowed to carry on

MUSK IS A SCHMUCK!!!

If I were studying in the Untied States, I’d be afraid to stay there anyway

Would have been cool if Nikki Haley were the nominee and there would have been a female president no matter what

I don’t believe it would prevent the holocaust though. If it wasn’t him, it would have been someone else.

Just like now, if it wasn’t Trump, the Heritage Foundation would have found another fuck to carry out their bidding. Fascism is a systemic issue.

When an animal is old and dying, you’re expected to euthanize it. When a human is old and dying, you’re expected to keep them alive as long as possible

If Back to the Future we’re remade today, he’d be going back in time to 1995.

I’d like to see a remake of Back to the Future just so we can have a scene where Doc Brown refuses to believe Donald Trump will be president.

My understanding is that a cupcake is made of the same stuff as cake, while a muffin is more like bread