Industrial lathe?

Holy smokes, you aren’t kidding. Unhinged, 47 different fonts, rambling about the trilateral commission, mid 90s web wackadoodle nonsense. It’s just a hair less well put together than the Heaven’s Gate website.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavioral_sink

It was an experiment with too many mice, too well cared for. The mice became withdrawn and… “Though physically able to reproduce, the mice had lost the social skills required to mate.”

I’d like to imagine they took the short trivia fact and applied the inverse of the compression algorithm to bloat it into something that satisfied the editor.