Back in 2019 I lost 60 lbs in about 6 months without GLP-1. Fucking sucked like hell but I did it. But don’t worry, I found it again.

Not even trying to hide it anymore.

Democracy is toast.

Man I hope so, but I’m guessing they’ll have to wait until he’s out of office first for “reasons”.

First they came for…

Aww fuck it; they’re coming for anyone speaking ill of the orange fat fucking turd shitstain now.

And I stand by that assessment.

You’d need to write it in German though, to capture the essence. I’m a bit rusty, but I think that’s “Mein…” something. It’ll come back to me I’m sure.

I thought it died some years back.

Well good for her.

Uh…thanks JD?

FYI Afroman is a MAGAt. Not as vocal as some but he’s with Donnie.

No. Just no. We’ve got enough shit to rip his name off of in 3 years - let’s not add to the list.

“How could this go wrong?” Said absolutely no one.

Maybe they’re praying for God to take him, like right now.

Oh, it was about States’ Rights.

States’ Rights to have slaves. That last part gets ‘em every time.

So humor me here for a sec. Let’s say Jesus DOES come back and those 4%’ers hit their bets - what are they gonna do with their winnings? Take them to Heaven?

Trump eventually betrays everyone who trusts him.

FTFY

Well shit, when I give it clear instructions it just up and forgets, instead making up its own reality what SHOULD we call it?