Hazel

Hmm, hops are mostly bitter and maybe a bit floral tasting to me. I don’t know how bitter piss is but maybe haha.

Surely that’s because of the color rather than the taste. I don’t think those jokes are too literal :P

The most similar might be a sulfite-heavy wine? Afaik urine smells mostly because of sulfites.

Yeah, electric scooters are awesome, the problem is that they’re classified as bikes just cause they’ve got some pedals stuck on.