As a horse piss is enjoyer, this is offensive. Scotch is nowhere as good
How did you find out what horse piss tastes like?
We’ve all been to college before.
What an interesting set of assumptions this is.
Yeah, it is a bit classist. Not everyone has the same economic opportunities to go to college and try horse piss.
I’ll have you know I enjoy my horse-piss-tasting scotch with a plate of surströmming and a side of vegemite.
To each his own.
I open a fresh can of surströmming each morning to spray on myself for cologne so I’ll have you know I’m a man of culture.
When people say they’re cultured, they don’t mean cultures growing on their skin.
who tf are you, the culture police?
Why don’t you like the taste of horse piss? S’GOOD!
If there’s an alcoholic drink that’s akin to horse piss, surely that’s beer? Beer drinkers who don’t like a specific brand always say that it tastes like piss, the net result being that for any given brand, there’s a significant amount of people who claim that it tastes like piss.
Assuming that human piss is similar to horse piss. You sound like you know more about horse piss than I do, OP.
Surely that’s because of the color rather than the taste. I don’t think those jokes are too literal :P
The most similar might be a sulfite-heavy wine? Afaik urine smells mostly because of sulfites.
IDK, the hops taste that most popular beer brands have is kinda similar, too.
Hmm, hops are mostly bitter and maybe a bit floral tasting to me. I don’t know how bitter piss is but maybe haha.
Why do people post random questions in the showerthoughts community instead of in any of the many question communities?
This should have been a post instead of a comment
I was having my morning shower scotch as one does and I got to thinking.
Stop buying your whisky from dodgy people round the back of stables.
You should go for the top shelf stuff, sheep piss plays better with the peat.
Drink Heinenken
Why would drinking human piss be any better?
Heads-up: If your horse’s piss starts to taste like Bourbon instead of Scotch, it might be diabetic.
Give malort a go.
I’m pretty skeptical about drinking it, but that’s a hell of a recommendation for horse piss. Is the horse at least named Glen?
Sorry, but not everything can taste like satanic santorum buddy
Good question!! 😂
