A George Foreman slap chop

You just added 3 more years to its release

Jesus fucking christ

https://home.army.mil/bavaria/9917/6233/7270/ID-E_Furlough_Support_Programs_and_Resources_-_v6_update_4_NOV_2025.pdf)

It took me a few clicks and some depressing reading to find it.

That link brings you to this pdf

After reading through the sadly typical bureaucratic layers of Army, I finally found this:

Also, the richest nation in the world has a military so in need of SNAP benefits that it has an entire machine of paperwork in place to facilitate the distribution.

Ask yourself why.

Duh

No one said that. You said that. Why did you say that?

Even if I have to grow teeth on my fucking forehead, I’m getting me some tail.

Thank you for being on the front lines of the click bait war.

In America, perjury is inversely proportional to your financial value.

What’s the book called?

This is what I told my bosses when AI first showed up and they called a meeting to discussed how to leverage it.

It’s not going to replace me, it’s going to replace you.

That’s what Putin wants him to think

Hunged