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20 days agoCorrection : Texas is run by probable paedophiles


Correction : Texas is run by probable paedophiles


Don’t insult Bozo that way. He’s demonstrably smarter than Sleepy Donnie


Unjust laws are not to be followed.
I’m still very new to fediverse, still trying to figure shit out. But I’m liking it. (I’m also an Old Coot™️


When these guys say “think of the children!”, it’s usually with their hands down their own pants.


I don’t wanna Fuck Zuck. Might get something I can’t get rid of with soap and a sandblaster.


Being honest? Why I came here. And, frankly, I’ve been here less than a day and I love it more than I did Reddit. (Still figuring this place out, but yeah )


Truly a sentence I never in my wildest, most alcohol -fueled dreams did I ever think my eyes would have to endure
Can we just trade Utah to, I dunno, Mexico for three bucks and a half eaten burrito?