Because a couple of years ago everyone thought it was stupid to consider needing one.

No. They can’t.

This is a terrible idea.

Braking systems need MORE redundancy. Not less.

Yeah, no. Fuck the banks.

Will it, though?

Funny how that doesn’t apply to literally anything else

I’d print this and upload a video of wiping my ass with it, but you could ID me from my asshole print

No… No we’re good.

Fuck all the way off with that shit

Wow. A machine that can move faster than a human. What’ll they think of next?

I don’t give a shit.

What are this author’s credentials?

Yeah but then you’ll have a green bubble

No.

Stop fearbaiting.

This guy fucks

My date of birth is FU/CK/YOU

You should NEVER be using work apps on a personal device. EVER.

Completely unacceptable. Do away with this horseshit entirely or I’m out.