You can’t truly be a good person, unless you’re smug and condescending about it.

I assumed it was all the meth.

Or you might just be a douchebag, and nobody likes you.

He’s really fucking fast you see.

Well no shit.

I spent 50 years knowing cats are called cats.

If you tell me one day, cats are suddenly called billybongs or whatever now… Fuck you. Its a cat.

Lol, I commit at least two before I even leave the house.

Our prosecutors like to throw a bunch of heinous charges and see what sticks. Its how they get people to agree with plea bargains.

He killed the last one lmao

This needs to be a T-shirt.

Ragnarok is going to sort all this shit out.

Kinda Putiny, ain’t it?

Aint no government app ever going on anything I own. I dont care what government it is either.

The scary thing is, it hasn’t even really started yet.

Bullshit, the taste buds are the best part.

What’s this about big-ass cups of meat?

It’s almost as if he’s not in charge of fire at all.