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Look, I hate to have to be the one to break it to you, but ChatGPT doesn’t really look up to you, it’s just pretending

• /pff what kind of idiot would do that/ *

Alexa, play despacito

• like 99% of consumers, probably

JD Vance: “Well there goes my exit strategy…”

Will there be waterboarding? I feel like there should almost definitely be waterboarding

Both what? Tf are you talking about??

If I had to give a single reason, it’d probably be because they’re the ones, by and large, who are not only providing a platform for the dissemination of these abhorrent views by this trash, but they’re directly profiting from it to boot… I feel like that’s honestly pretty obvious, though I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt here and choose to assume you’re genuinely asking and not just being facetious

I think a better question would be: Why don’t they want to?

Wasn’t this the plot of Unbreakable, more or less, but with a train instead?

Wow, just in time for Elon v. Musk: The Bitch-Off

Yeah, the headline means plenty… It means that he’s breathtakingly unqualified to hold the position he’s been given, just like you would have been as well. Though it sounds like you might actually have the sense to recognize that and (hopefully) wouldn’t have taken such a position, thereby endangering the population at large.

I just can’t fathom the amount of mental gymnastics that must be required to simultaneously still sleep at night or look at yourself in the mirror knowing you’re whatever monster that makes these decisions knowing full and well that children WILL die as a direct result of them.

Normally I’d say ‘may God have mercy on your soul’ here, but… We’ll reserve that for someone with some semblance of humanity left inside them, I think.

Ah, yes, threatening to murder teenage girls - Clearly, the moral high ground

Why in the world does this seem to use an inaccurate depiction of the Xbox Series X expansion card for its thumbnail?

Pretty much anyone who asked, I’d imagine 🤣😂

What kind of a rapper name is ‘Steve’ anyway

I guess it’s good to be one of ‘the good ones’ right up until it suddenly isn’t, huh?

Who woulda thought

Right? I was surprised at the use of ‘confiscated’ in that sentence

/facepalm

The worst part is I know I looked at that earlier and was just like, “yup, no problems here” and just went along with my day, like I’m in the Trump administration or something

Or immediately question what it/its author(s) stand to gain from making you think it thinks so, at a bear minimum.

I dunno who needs to hear this, but just in case: THE STRIPPER (OR AI I GUESS) DOESN’T REALLY LOVE YOU! THAT’S WHY YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THEM TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU!

I know it’s not the perfect analogy, but… eh, close enough, right?

This made me think of something I read online one time that essentially said if you really want to get a question answered correctly on the internet you shouldn’t just ask it, but rather you should post the question and then answer it incorrectly as, invariably, someone will show up to correct you