aarch0x40@piefed.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agoMasturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say expertswww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkMasturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say expertswww.theguardian.comaarch0x40@piefed.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square73linkfedilink
minus-squareMalyca@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 days agoI’m sorry people are out trying to punish birds?
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 days agoSone of them insist upon it, even if you’ve never SEEN a fucking flog, much less wielded one against a partner.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 days agoLook, man, I wasn’t punishing them I just didn’t have anything to feed them but cornflakes. I am not John Kellogg; I didn’t think that shit actually would stop anyone masturbating. 🤷♂️
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 days agoA seagull stole my chip. Are you suggesting I just Let That Go?
minus-squareipkpjersi@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·22 days agoApparently birdkeepers are, yeah.
I’m sorry people are out trying to punish birds?
Sone of them insist upon it, even if you’ve never SEEN a fucking flog, much less wielded one against a partner.
Look, man, I wasn’t punishing them I just didn’t have anything to feed them but cornflakes. I am not John Kellogg; I didn’t think that shit actually would stop anyone masturbating. 🤷♂️
A seagull stole my chip. Are you suggesting I just Let That Go?
Apparently birdkeepers are, yeah.