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minus-squarecub Gucci@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoIt’s too late to do anything about the extreme heat. But I guess it was worth it
minus-squareemigu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoIt’s too late to do anything about the extreme heat already here plus a bit more, but we can prevent it from getting MUCH WORSE!
minus-squareLemming6969@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoPopulation statistics says otherwise. It appears we cannot.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoDon’t worry, once the ocean currents collapse we’ll get a nice cooling ice age in the higher latitudes!
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoProbably. Although there’s actually at least a few climate models out there that suggest that things would just start heating up. Because the high temperatures would melt the ice caps.
minus-squareMalyca@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoIf that current collapses you guys get another ice age, so it won’t be so bad!
minus-squareMurse@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months ago we can prevent it from getting MUCH WORSE! Just make sure to wear gloves and a mask, park way the fuck off site, and leave your phone at home.
minus-squareKraiden@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoShareholder profits largely. Won’t someone think of the shareholders!?
minus-squareNιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoThink about the glorious profits we made for the shareholders! Truly beautiful. Now excuse me while I die a preventable heat related death.
minus-squarecub Gucci@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoThe only thing we can take to the otherworld is the shareholders’ satisfaction
It’s too late to do anything about the extreme heat. But I guess it was worth it
It’s too late to do anything about the extreme heat already here plus a bit more, but we can prevent it from getting MUCH WORSE!
Population statistics says otherwise. It appears we cannot.
Don’t worry, once the ocean currents collapse we’ll get a nice cooling ice age in the higher latitudes!
Probably. Although there’s actually at least a few climate models out there that suggest that things would just start heating up. Because the high temperatures would melt the ice caps.
If that current collapses you guys get another ice age, so it won’t be so bad!
Just make sure to wear gloves and a mask, park way the fuck off site, and leave your phone at home.
Exactly
For some reason
Shareholder profits largely. Won’t someone think of the shareholders!?
Think about the glorious profits we made for the shareholders! Truly beautiful. Now excuse me while I die a preventable heat related death.
The only thing we can take to the otherworld is the shareholders’ satisfaction