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Sure, he can absolutely have it. IF he can point to Greenland on an unmarked map within 1 second.
And drawing it on with a Sharpie is not allowed.
How much time do you give him to find the map?
I’ll supply the map. As a recent incident shows, we can’t actually rely on them to provide maps that make sense.
Lmao Trump says a lot of things
The amount he says during his word salads of speeches is amazing. I don’t think I’ve heard anyone say so many words without a tiny bit of relevance to the previous sentance, or the previous comma if typing it out. Truly if you want someone to speak without saying anything meaningful, he’s your guy.
Okay I’ll correct, I don’t think I’ve heard anyone not under some supervised care say so much irrelevant to what they were saying one sentence ago. Though I guess technically he is supervised but not in my intended meaning.
Voice over: No it won’t. Never will.
But he never plans to leave office
But mother nature (or events) have other plans for him.

“Bring me the Horizon”
Donald Trump kill yourself
He’s still talking about this? I legit thought he forgot about Greenland.
I’m sure Lauder reminds him frequently.
PS don’t buy anything owned by Estee Lauder.
He probably found a Post-It mixed into a pile of documents
I recall reading that obsessions are a common symptom of dementia.
Funny, I haven’t heard him mention the reflecting pond lately.
Not happy with raping a few countries, he has to rape them all.
But here’s the catch, he never plans on leaving.
He also never plans on dying but it’s going to happen
He never plans on much of anything except maybe stealing elections.
wow. so as soon as the impeachment verdict is in. thats gonna be fast.
Where does this keep coming from? There’s absolutely 0 chance he will ever be successfully impeached and removed from office.
it comes from the impending election and if us voters are smart enough to make sure republicans lose practically all the races.
I wish I believed this would happen, and desperately hope America proves me wrong.
bitch ass also said magnets stop working in water.
oh, and he’s a pedophile
and a rapist
and a cannibal, allegedly
he lies more than any official since george washington
track what he does, not what he says. octogenarian nazi fuck
The orange rapist is making shit up again.
Is he really planning on leaving though?
Eventually we all leave
I don’t know. Kim Il-Sung is still eternal president of North Korea.
Trump says a lot of things…
Even though most of the things he says will never happen it’s still worth noting that this is where American discourse has reached. Their president can freely threaten to forcibly annex former allies simply because he wants their territory, and yet for some reason this isn’t an impeachable action. It’s not even a top headline.
It’s dangerous, yes, but why put any weight on anything he says? He lies all the time. If Trump says a boulder is about to fall on my head I wouldn’t believe it. Beyond that I don’t really care much about “American discourse” if it doesn’t involve getting rid of Trump.
Because it’s not just about him. It’s about the fact that nobody is reining him in. There were supposed to be all sorts of checks and balances in the American system of government but apparently they either don’t work at all or congress is okay with the president threatening to forcibly annex former allies because he wants their territory.
That tells us a lot about America and gives us plenty of things to think about long after Trump’s dead and buried.
The Supreme Orange Turd is a delusional imbecile, he couldn’t even keep a porn star under control.









