President has claimed the US needs to acquire Greenland for national security purposes — a move that European allies see as a threat to the Arctic island’s sovereignty
  • Echo Dot@feddit.ukEnglish
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    2 days ago

    Oh I see delusions starting to repeat themselves. Probably going to start going on about injecting bleach again any day now

  • betanumerus@lemmy.caEnglish
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    2 days ago

    Everything trump ever said was nothing but sensationalist headline fodder. Did anything change in the last week?

      • betanumerus@lemmy.caEnglish
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        2 days ago

        He forbids his team of physicians to publish that diagnostic. See, I’m such a nice person that because of that, I’ll assume he’s perfectly healthy.

  • Cornballer@lemmy.zipEnglish
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    2 days ago

    He’ll try but it won’t be given willingly and Bibi won’t let him try and take it. If he tries he will fail

    • Echo Dot@feddit.ukEnglish
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      2 days ago

      When he finally does die they’ll refuse to admit it for about three months and just sort of Weekend at Bernie’s him. Will probably try and pass off a bunch of unconvincing AI video as evidence of his aliveness.

      • tomi000@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        2 days ago

        I dont know. I think noone would believe hes still alive if he doesnt show some presence for more than a day, given how much of an attention whore he is. Remember when he had COVID and had to show off driving around?

    • Muffi@programming.devEnglish
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      2 days ago

      We did the opposite, and just blew our military budget on American fighter jets instead (I wish I was kidding).

  • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    3 days ago

    he also said…

    • Iran would take 2 weeks

    • Gas prices would be cheaper

    • The economy would be better

    • he was a “stable genius”

    • Biden and Obama were the worst presidents in history

    • he’s not a pedophile

    And he’s 0-6 on all those.

  • Snapz@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    3 days ago

    Great news for Greenland. A trump “guarantee” is typically the assurance of the opposite

  • Jaysyn@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    3 days ago

    Trump can’t even control his bowels, let alone Iran.

    Starting a war with NATO would end the USA right now.

    • Echo Dot@feddit.ukEnglish
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      2 days ago

      I’m reasonably confident that if trump actually gave the order it would probably result in a military coup. He’s not popular with the generals after he got them all together, pulling many of them from assignments overseas, just to insult them for no readily apparent reasons.

    • Nonconfrontational@lemmy.mlEnglish
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      3 days ago

      Fuck yeah, let’s go! The system designed and controlled by literal Nazis after operation paperclip? Fucking end it yesterday!!