Like an omelette
You can turn your car into a ball of metal if you crash it hard enough.
Hey, Get ur own YSK!
#1, you neglected to add quotes around panzeratti, and #2, you neglected to mention that those quotes are doing some very heavy lifting.
Can you elaborate on how “Calzone” constitutes heavy lifting
If anything, i probably should have “” panzerotti or at least both. In any case, its odd you centered out CalZone and not panzerotti all things being equivalent
Because both of those items are prepared in specific ways that very much do not constitute ‘folding a pizza in half.’ For example, a panzerotti as I understand it are small, sealed pies that are commonly deep-fried. A calzone as I understand it is another kind of pie, larger, sealed and then baked up.
Now if this is meant as a c/ShittyFoodPorn post like something a frat or dorm-bro would come up with, then rock on I guess, altho it’s still not in the right sublemmy as I see it. But whatever, that’s just me!
Because a calzone is not simply folded-over pizza.
I may describe it a like a small round pizza folded over on itself then baked - for someone with no idea, but they are very different things
Calzone has no sauce in it, for one thing.
Because they’re baked, they have a very different texture and flavor profile than pizza.
This is like saying an omelette and scrambled eggs are the same thing. They aren’t.
No sauce?
Sauce is on the side, marinara.
Sounds terrible, it should be on inside!
That would make the shell moist and break it up.
Denied!
Calzone[a][1] is an Italian oven-baked folded pizza.[2][3][4] – Wikipedia
You can also turn your dinner into a sandwich by putting it on a slice of bread, and putting another slice on top!
Don’t try this with a bowl of soup (unless your bread is a bread bowl)!
If all you have for dinner is soup you get what you deserve.
…if you deserve soup.
Alright, but I’ll skip the bread!
What are noodles if not bread?
Long thin bread
Noodles are nachos according to the Cube Rule.
I wouldn’t have expected to have strong feelings about this, but what you’re suggesting is bread heresy.
So you wet your dries?
Tru dat
How does folding it make ricotta materialize and extract the sauce to the side?
Or deep fry it like a panzerotto.
How to turn an 8 slice pizza into a 4 slice calzone.
Calzones aren’t real, it’s just codeword that lets you know a restaurant is a Mafia front.
yoose a real funny guy, eh?
I’m funny to you? Funny how? No, funny how!?
Parks & Rec says diff’rent
