cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/72584749
One Reddit user spotted an Aliexpress ad for a “pet incinerator” on Instagram, a macabre encounter that raises plenty of questions.
This is where my cat is going if she wakes me up by picking at the mattress and rustling things again.
Okay clearly they’re just selling for vets and stuff right?
Kristi Noem starter apartment?
A what now
You’ve heard of the Stephen King book Pet Semetary, right? Well this is the faster option.
Except when the cat comes back its millions of angry particles attacking you, and we call it allergy season
Nazis killed the Jew’s pets.
Cuz money.
Dude, let people have hobbies!
Now that farmers in the USA can slaughter their own livestock for sale, the demand is there.
Turn the death of a pet from tragedy to opportunity. With this pet incinerator, you will be able to boost your income and recoup your investment in no time at all.
I’m laughing my ass off
Well, I’m sure Texans could make use of this now that abortion is illegal
Maybe. I think it’s also illegal for women to operate machinery there.
Pulling out in Texas counts as a misdemeanor abortion /s
Every sperm is sacred.
So, like, how long do you have to leave it in? Until she gets the curse?
I think it’s okay in Texas as long as they have a note from either their husband or father.
OK but how much tho
I’m gonna need to get a LOT more cats before I can justify this purchase.
You could probably cram a small child in there.
I mean, you could fit in there two…just not all at once.
So conspiracy theory time: there is a market for these for many Americans connected to the federal government.
Back in 2018 during child migrant separation mandate thousands of children “disappeared into the system”. Many migrant parents never saw these kids again.
Well ICE and federal government employees are doing the same thing today. They separate these “illegal” children from their parents and put them into “foster care” and eventually they “lose track” of them. At the same time Americans with money are need to buy these incinerators for… Reasons?
The ones I can borrow aren’t the ones I need to dispose of :/
Yes. For “pets”. Less mess than a guillotine or wood chipper.
