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Looking for a kinky Christmas gift for your terminally online gay friend this year?
How is a buttplug kinky for a gay dude? Isn’t butt stuff quite normal for gay dudes? And how is it kinky at all? Even for hetero people I wouldn’t call that kinky.
I think is definitely a sheltered view. I will say though, as a Christmas gift it scales higher on the kinky scale than an ugly sweater. You know, unless that’s your kink ;)
How is a buttplug kinky for a gay dude? Isn’t butt stuff quite normal for gay dudes? And how is it kinky at all? Even for hetero people I wouldn’t call that kinky.
Why can’t girls use them?
Girls don’t have butt holes. When trans women take estrogen our butt holes close up
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And then what? Start buying the BLUE shaving cream? Are you CRAZY?
I think is definitely a sheltered view. I will say though, as a Christmas gift it scales higher on the kinky scale than an ugly sweater. You know, unless that’s your kink ;)
TIL, an ugly sweater up the butt is vanilla in 2026