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Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Use to be saturday morning cartoons. Now its Saturday morning constitutional violations.

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Use to be saturday morning cartoons. Now its Saturday morning constitutional violations.

Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Ooh! Ooh! I got it!

    Autodefenestrate!

    • iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Before or after shooting himself twice in the back of the head?

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        I’m willing to make a compromise. One before, one after.

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      That would seriously be the funniest shit ever if he just old-man lost balance and fell to his death while waving to his sycophantic moron crouds…

      • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I mean… leaning forward constantly is a symptom of dementia i think? Its not impossible

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