Every morning Donald J Trump wakes up, takes a shit and wipes his filthy pedophile ass with the constitution. Donald J Trump is a treasonous pedophile rapist piece of fucking shit and deserves to ______.
I’ll leave the last bit as Mad Libs style, but we all know.
Ooh! Ooh! I got it!
Autodefenestrate!
Before or after shooting himself twice in the back of the head?
I’m willing to make a compromise. One before, one after.
That would seriously be the funniest shit ever if he just old-man lost balance and fell to his death while waving to his sycophantic moron crouds…
I mean… leaning forward constantly is a symptom of dementia i think? Its not impossible
Saturday morning implies it happens just once a week.
As if cartoons only happened on Saturday. They just save the good stuff for Saturday.
My memory was that the new episode of X-men would run on Saturday, but during the week they’d loop episodes previously run before the school bus arrived.
A show I watch on CNN was supposed to have its season premiere last night and didn’t because of the execution in the street. I heard it’s premiering tonight but I can’t find any verification it is. I wonder how much more the chaos in the Untied States will continue to interfere with my TV. I know that’s a selfish thing to think about, the bigger concern is that the fucking nazis are continuing to rise to power, man I just want this all to be over
I wake up in Australia every morning and check the news wondering if any of the headlines are going to be the 2026 Assassination of the Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand.
I think WW3 may kick off within the next 3 weeks, when Trump attacks Greenland. Than again, he seems to be backing off on that threat
You too, huh. Either that or the Reichstachfeuer.
Every morning, instead of pouring ourselves a bowl of cereal, we get a bowl of war crimes.
cartoon villains remain
