Every morning Donald J Trump wakes up, takes a shit and wipes his filthy pedophile ass with the constitution. Donald J Trump is a treasonous pedophile rapist piece of fucking shit and deserves to ______.
I’ll leave the last bit as Mad Libs style, but we all know.
Every morning Donald J Trump wakes up, takes a shit and wipes his filthy pedophile ass with the constitution. Donald J Trump is a treasonous pedophile rapist piece of fucking shit and deserves to ______.
I’ll leave the last bit as Mad Libs style, but we all know.
Ooh! Ooh! I got it!
Autodefenestrate!
Before or after shooting himself twice in the back of the head?
I’m willing to make a compromise. One before, one after.
That would seriously be the funniest shit ever if he just old-man lost balance and fell to his death while waving to his sycophantic moron crouds…
I mean… leaning forward constantly is a symptom of dementia i think? Its not impossible