What does the Bible say about those who worship golden statues?
Yeehaw git’r’dun bake the steak boy howdy?
Don’t worry, the target audience is people who can’t read.
Target Audience is people who don’t give a flying fuck about the bible or the brown socialist terrorist inside it
You know, the majority of American “Christians”
RIP to the ER staff in deep red states being subjected to whatever stories they’re gonna hear.
deep red states
At least the base is flared.
Americans = QVC shoppers.
It’s like his demographic is people that buy diet pills from daytime tv commercials.
LOL, that’s supposed to be him?
That’s not him. Where’s the signature paunch?
Not to mention the paunch as well
Fair enough
So can we assume it smells like some combination of stale bronzer, McDonalds, flop sweat and ass?
Oh it’s definitely gonna smell like some asses.
The writers this season aren’t even trying anymore.
Oh look, hes pushing yet another Golden Idol…
That is not a statue of him.
If it DOESNT smell like DIRTY DIAPER I’m going to be ANGRY but Still vote for Trump again!
So it’s expensive Axe
Axespensive
Why is that statue shiny orange???
I love how ridiculously fake the representation of him is. Not fat, not wearing heel lifts, no ass out because of the lifts, no tie dangling over the precipice of a McDonalds belly, no ridiculous coiffeur of a combover.
Our Dear Leader.
Fuck yeah. I’ve got 69 ordered to go in my totally normal and not crappy or gay in anyway shrine dedicated to an old man with dementia that paints himself orange.
Old and busted: sewage district New and exciting: Trump perfumery
