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who@feddit.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Bulge in man’s underwear at airport turns out to be 3 pythons, Thai officials say

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Bulge in man’s underwear at airport turns out to be 3 pythons, Thai officials say

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who@feddit.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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    Maybe they’re afraid of heights!

  • jordanlund@lemmy.world
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    We sure it wasn’t just Jonah?

    https://theworld.org/stories/2016/07/31/man-worlds-biggest-penis-gets-stopped-tsa-agents

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      13.5 is crazy, gawd damn

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    🎵 My python don’t want none unless you got buns, hun!" 🎵

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    Bro just wanted some mother fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane.

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    He was packing a Hydra in his pants

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    Of course, they’re ball pythons

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    3 pythons? I hope Cleese was one of them, he’s great

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    Dammmmn! You gotta nice snake!!

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